Bacon Mayonnaise. Bacon and Sriracha Lip Balm. And finally, Bacon Underwear that smell like bacon. For men and women, no less. I think this is a bit extreme, but if some of my readers don’t, then I urge them to go to J&D Foods and check out how you can further obsess over pork bellies. But if you really wear these bacon underwear, the website warns, “If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm.”